everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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