Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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