Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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