we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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