Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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