Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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