escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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