Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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