The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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