We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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