no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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