Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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