it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
