you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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