is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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