What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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