in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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