like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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