you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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