You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
