She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
