last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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