I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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