dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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