i barfeds in our rink
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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