i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
