Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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