Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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