it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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