I hope mine doesn't look like that
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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