Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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