I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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