I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
At least make sure they are 18
Why
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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