If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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