Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Randomize
