He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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