he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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