we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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