your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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