Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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