You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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