I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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