awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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