Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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