i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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