she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
