ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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