let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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