So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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