somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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