so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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