Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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