Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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