Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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